"SAMUEL!!!!! i didn't see you today, ;_; ... BUT I HAD THE BEST WATERMELON TODAY PERIOD 3 and i thought of freshman year and "watermelon" omg remember that dude!?!?!? anyways byebye i should probably finish my portfolio"
I SAW YOUR TODAY I WAS WALKING WIT YOU. OR WAS THIS YESTERDAY! omg freshman year was the bomb.
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.